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krud42
User Number: 290000
Date Created:08-03-2001
Number of Posts: 28

Once considered by many to be merely an urban myth, Krud sporadically shows up on random journal entries, spouting forth opinions and half-baked thoughts at innocent bystanders.
Strengths: Kind-hearted, semi-witty, good typing skills, stain-resistant, and able to detect baked goods at fifty paces blindfolded.
Weaknesses: Prone to puns, quick to misinterpret things, smells inexplicably like Cool Ranch Doritos™, and has a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Special Skills: Lie-crafting, Advanced Sarcasm, Irony Detection, Ability To Hold Breath For Long Periods of Time, And Lightning-Fast Sleep Reflexes.
Weapons: +2 Tone of Condescension (used only when necessary), Flame-resistant Emotional Shield, Stealth Flatulence, and a loud clicky pen.
Dislikes: Reality TV, weekend traffic, being pressured to enjoy anime, stealth mushrooms, coffee-like beverages, turn signal neglect, unnecessary sequels, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!


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